Eminem Shares Sex Complaint In Wild Snoop Dogg 'Missionary' Promo

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Eminem has called for society to get back to basics in the bedroom in a hilarious promo for his close friend Snoop Dogg’s latest album Missionary.

A tongue-in-cheek video released on Snoop’s social media pages on Wednesday (December 18) finds the Detroit rap legend complaining about the complicated nature of modern sex — especially as somebody who is getting his fill.

“Fellas, are you tired of blowjobs like I am?” he says over a somber piano melody. “I think it’s time to take it back to the basics. Who wants their dick sucked every day? That shit can get to you, man.

“I mean, every day it’s just,” he continues, mimicking oral sex. “Shit gets old. It gets boring. Can we just lay down and fuck? I don’t know why everything’s gotta be so fucking complicated. You don’t have to put your leg over your head.”

Em signs off by saying: “Snoop Dogg, Missionary. Just fucking. In stereo.”

Snoop, who also tapped Jimmy Kimmel to star in a similar risqué promo, captioned the clip: “Bacc 2 the basics [grinning face emoji] Missionary out now!! @Eminem @drdre.”

 

Eminem is one of a number of high-profile guests on Missionary, which was released last Friday (December 13) and was produced entirely by Dr. Dre.

He appears on the song “Gunz N Smoke” alongside 50 Cent, marking the first-ever collaboration between Snoop, Dre, Em and 50 as a four-man unit in their long-running working relationship.

The track contains several nods to the late, great Notorious B.I.G., whose posthumous cut “Dead Wrong” (which also featured Eminem) is sampled throughout.

50 namedrops and briefly adopts the former Bad Boy rapper’s cadence in his verse, while Snoop repurposes his “you should too, if you knew” lyric from “Notorious Thugs.”

The 16-track project also boasts appearances from Method Man, Jelly Roll, Sting, Jhené Aiko, BJ The Chicago Kid and the late Tom Petty.

Missionary, which was first announced over two years ago, serves as Snoop and Dre’s first full-length collaboration since 1993’s Doggystyle (hence the title).

Prior to its release, Tha Doggfather praised his longtime mentor for getting the best out of him in the studio more than three decades into his decorated career.

“When you hear what we have and how he got me rapping, it’s like a grown Snoop Dogg. There’s some growth to him,” he said on former NBA stars Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson’s All the Smoke podcast.

“It’s the way he selects his bars, it’s the way he uses his voice. [Dr. Dre] uses me like a fucking robot and I love it because I love to be produced. I love to be challenged.”

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Papoose Responds To Fat Joe's Comments About Remy Ma Relationship Drama

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Papoose has responded after Fat Joe weighed in on the domestic drama between him and his wife Remy Ma.

Appearing on Math Hoffa’s My Expert Opinion podcast, Joey Crack expressed his disappointment at the couple’s public rift and explained why he feels he’s unable to broker a truce between them.

“It’s a hard situation,” said Joe, who is not only a close friend and collaborator of Remy’s but the godfather of her and Papoose’s six-year-old daughter. “I don’t like none of that shit. What I can’t do is stop it. They won’t listen to me.”

He added: “It’s a different type of thing when you got a husband […] Nobody comes to my house and tells my wife shit. This is your husband. I can’t get in the middle of that, that’s y’all […] I wish this didn’t happen.”

The Bronx native also revealed that the night before Remy and Papoose’s social media spat, his former Terror Squad cohort “treated 10 grown men” (including himself) to dinner at a restaurant in New York City.

“I woke up in the morning and my phone was going crazy and they were like, ‘Yo! What’s going on?’ And I’m like, ‘What the fuck?'” he recalled.

After speculation arose that Papoose was part of the group that went to dinner with Remy Ma, which would suggest that the couple’s problems aren’t as serious as they seem, the “Alphabetical Slaughter” rapper set the record straight,

Responding to Fat Joe’s latter comments, he wrote on his Instagram Stories: “Peace to my brother @fatjoe I think y’all misunderstood his interview. I was not at @brooklynchophouse with them. I do spend thousands of dollars there regularly. I love that place!”

 

Papoose and Remy’s long-rumored issues played out for all to see last week when the longtime couple accused each other of cheating, among other allegations.

The drama began when Remy leaked alleged texts between her husband and world champion boxer Claressa Shields, who she called his “weirdo girlfriend.”

Pap fired back by accusing Remy of cheating on him “repeatedly” and revealing he had been wanting a divorce for some time.

He later shared a photo of his wife cozying up to her long-rumored lover battle rapper Eazy The Block Captain, who he claimed to have knocked out.

Things escalated when Remy accused Papoose of domestic violence, writing: “sooo u 4got the pool never got finished being remodeled cuz u we’re [sic] attacking me in the garage and the workers called the cops to get you off of me?”

Pap has yet to respond to that allegation, although he did deny a separate claim that he called the cops on his wife and got her arrested.

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